maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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