too bad you live with your parents still
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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