I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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