she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The air was thick with penises
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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