school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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