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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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