Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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