Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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