:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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