i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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