I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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