Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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