that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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