I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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