If i come over, it means nothing
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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