Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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