in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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