you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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Oh.
You came to the right person.
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