Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
