Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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