I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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