Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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