This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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