My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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