I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm jealous of your bromance
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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