He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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