we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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