apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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