Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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