Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
