Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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