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• (917): View more from New York City

  My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  my mouth tastes like poor choices

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.

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• (661): View more from California

  I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.

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• (805): View more from California

  I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (512): View more from Texas

  In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.

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• (818): View more from California

  I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We're not piercing ourselves today.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?

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