I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.