I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town