i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub