We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
