Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
oh god the rape fog is back!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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