Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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