these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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