At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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