Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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