Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
