got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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