Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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