We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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