I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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