I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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