I showed him my bush... on skype.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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