Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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