This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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