That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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