i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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