Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
