for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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