Buhtt sex?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
