Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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