Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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