The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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