I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
