That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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